mustang

A car that has been mistaken as an american legend. When in all reality is driven by high school girls and 35 year old douche bags trying to bang the aforementioned high school girls. Most are equipped with underpowered V6 engines, however most are driven like they are formula one cars or top fuel dragsters. Often decorated with stickers of performance parts that the vehicle is not equipped with "i.e. Edelbrock, NOS, etc." These cars are peices of shit and should be destroyed.

"Wow! I just paid 500 dollars for this mustang its got a v6, oh, and check out that edelbrock sticker on the back window. Its so bad ass"

by Mustangs are gay. July 6, 2009

Mustache March

Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.

Hey Rick check it out.

(Points to upper lip)

Just in time for Mustache March.

by BedfordSlims March 17, 2011

Deli Mustard

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD

by i like pussy May 20, 2006

watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008

mustard gas

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.

The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

by chefrick45419 May 16, 2008

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005

Masta Blasta

adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.

Yo! He's a Masta Blasta at Pacman! Look at him snag those little dots!

by Jin Saotome May 14, 2005