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polish mother

often times confused with jewish mother,
polish mothers are very loving and round in shape, many times have a high voice, and have sons that like video games,
that polish mother is definatly not a milf, but she can make delicious cookies
by Jason Paul January 18, 2009
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Deadbeat mother

A girl (not a woman) who thinks she doesnt have to do shit for her child(children) because she expects her baby daddy to pay for everything such as her rent food clothes etc even though they are separated.
That bitch a deadbeat mother, she doesnt even have a job.
by Bon Quie Quie February 19, 2019
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Mathew

Mathew is probably one of the best people you know. He is kind, loving, forgiving, insecure, fun to be around, and awkward at times. Although others may look at him and see a ladies man, all he sees in himself is the average joe. Also, he may spend most of his time with girls, but make no mistake there is A few girls in his life who mean anything. They are his family members, and his girlfriend. He is someone who if he trusts you, you are most likely to become one of his greatest friends. But you have to work for his trust. Do not try to deceive him, it is not easily done. He is incredible
good at reading poeples emotions and will do anything to help a friend in need. But he is in a constant feeling of isolation. Feeling like nobody understands him, nobody understands what drives him to do what he does. When he does find someone who understands him, they end up using that against him. Or breaking his heart. If you end up as Mathew’s girlfriend, never break up with him unless you have to. He will love you unconditionally, and will always want to know how your doing and what he can help you with.
He wants to make sure your comfortable, he will grow so attached to you but he will respect your space. If there is anytime that you don’t want him around, all you need to do is tell him that you just want some you time. He will gladly let you go, because he cares about your well being. But if you break up with him, it will break his heart. Most likely, he will continue to be your friend and will try to win you over once more. But once he’s moved on he’s moved on, he never looks back. He will spend hours on end with the woman he loves. But if there is no special someone for him yet, he will spend time making friends searching for that special someone. Mathew is also really smart, most likely capable of skipping grades. But he chooses not to elaborate upon that potential so that he can stay with his friends and the people he loves. Taking AP enrollment classes, and doing many extracurricular activities. Among these is probably football, Mathew is amazing at football. He is coaches favorite, and might sign for varsity his freshman year. Combining this extreme intellect and athleticism, he becomes one of the most popular kids you know. But he does not use that to bloat. If faced with an opportunity, he will use it to help someone else. Mathew is pationate about the things that take his time. Be nice to Mathew, love Mathew, let him know that you are there for him and that he is not alone.
by I'm the OG March 10, 2019
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motherducker

A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked
She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.
by henchling August 16, 2009
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mothercucker

someone who watches his parents have sex, and enjoys it.
You MotherCucker, i saw you watching your parents FUCK
by Offset from Migos January 12, 2017
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peace out and word to your mother

goodbye and tell you mother i think she has a phat ass
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.
by G. Thomas October 15, 2006
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