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hayley morton

Person 1: Wow did you see that massive bts fan over there
Person 2: No, but it was probably Hayley Morton
by yoongiverse January 7, 2018
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Li Mortacci Tua

An Italian expression (the use is very common specifically in Rome) that in English means " Your fucking dead relatives". In italian it makes more sense, trust me
A: Sorry! I didn't see you, oh god my yogurt is all on your gucci shirt!
B: Li Mortacci tua! You fucking idiot!
by ItalianHoe March 3, 2019
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ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series)

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
by CloudLuka August 9, 2017
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Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.
Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.
that body just took a post mortem poop.
by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009
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mortar

Adj. Used to describe a very hot day.
The opposite of brick (i.e. It's fucking brick outside!)
It's so fucking mortar outside right now you could boil vagina juice.
by Rommel (see Rommel) April 22, 2005
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Mortuus47

Mortuus47 is still a cnut.
by bugger off May 26, 2003
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