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sports metal

a genre of hard rock usually heard in sports videogames/sports promos on TV. bands include Creed, Alter Bridge, Disturbed, Trapt, Taproot
Sports metal is worse than metal that supports Jesus.
by Listen to Slayer April 1, 2005
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MetalHeart

1) Hot Costner and <3 times 1000.
2) Statement of absolute amore.
3) Procedure used in foreplay involving the rectal greasing of Texans using BBQ sauce.
1) My friend Rachael is totally MetalHeart
2) You know I love you, but I'm not sure if it's quite MetalHeart yet.
3) Mmmm. If you play your cards right, I may just put on my Stetson & let you MetalHeart me later...
by Superman Red April 11, 2005
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True Metal

Metal that stays true to the original tenets of the genre. Metal that is about integrity and not getting your music video on MTV or Fuse. Metal that is about staying true to yourself and not following whatever is popular at the moment. Metal that is about the music and not the money. Metal that the makers have put effort and time into, not little effort righteous preaching and teen angst. Metal that you mosh to, not fight invisible ninjas to. Metal that stands the test of time because true metal will never die.

Poser slaying louder than hell hard as diamonds Metal.
Heavy Metal fan: I like Slough Feg, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, Manowar, & Judas Priest.
Thrash Metal fan: I prefer Exodus, Testament, Vio-lence, Evile, and Annihilator.
Prog Metal fan: Those are all good, but I'll Take Dream Theater, Mastodon, Symphony X, and Queensrÿche.
Power Metal fan: You can't beat Helloween, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, & 3 Inches of Blood.
Black Metal fan: Bathory, Emperor, Immortal, Mirrorthrone, & Marduk are the best
Death Metal fan: I have to disagree, just look at Death, Morbid Angel, Entombed, Atheist, & Malevolent Creation.
Mallcore poser: Do you guys like Avenged Sevenfold, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Slipknot, KoRn, Mudva...
True Metal fans: Get the fuck out of here you poser faggot
*commences beatdown*
by LouisLeGros April 25, 2009
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Metamate

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again
We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.
by Shrepped February 15, 2022
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Metapod

Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.
You have just caught a Metapod.
Metapod was tossed away. (Set "Free")
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
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Metafublo

The scientific term for giving yourself oral sex, the slang is Auto Fellatio
I have no example
by Enzo April 8, 2004
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Metamorphose temps de fille

Metamorphose temps de fille is a Japanese clothing line specializing in the lolita style.
Person A: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ADORABLE PINAFORE DRESS?
Person B: From the best lolita store ever, Metamorphose temps de fille!
by Gosu Rori October 23, 2007
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