g’morning

Short for good morning. Pronounced by 7th grade girls like jamornin

G’morning, how’s your day going?

by Literarycritic May 13, 2018

Good Morning Streaks

The Hague way of saying hello

"Good Morning Streaks!"

"Good Morning Streaks."

by wikkibitchin May 1, 2020

oral shalibang in the morning

Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.

Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.

by welshcaravan May 16, 2014

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

meaningless

what 99.99980107530956541972348% of the definitions here at UrbanDictionary.com are.

This one is teh rare exception of nondescript meaningless.

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by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

morning glories

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

by logos November 7, 2003

Meaning Meaning

HOLY FUCKING ASS CRACKERS, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MEANING MEANS, HOW THE HELL DID YOU LOOK IT UP YOU DUMBASS? This is a seriously insane level of dumbassery that can only be found on the internet. I mean, shit how the hell did you set up your computer of phone to ask this question? how did you have the money to purchase all the shit necessary to look it up and still not know the meaning of meaning?

Time is irrelevant and Meaning Meaning has no Meaning.

by Mr. Pancy Fants September 4, 2016