McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020

McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.

Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.

by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018

Cookie McDonald

6 foot 5 240 upcoming professional pornstar. On his way to dominating Jonny Sinns. Body count, whatever he wants. Overall big baller at Montgomery high school

Damn cookie McDonald fucked my girl, sister, mom, and grandma at the same time.

by Sarms goblin November 16, 2021

mcdonald island

that one icy wasteland that mcdonalds owns or something

Hey, have you ever been to mcdonald island

by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023

Ronald McDonald

A word you could use to be sarcastic or call someone Ronald McDonald if they are being weird

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida

Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane

by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

Travis Scott x Mcdonalds

The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us. If anyone reading this spent 250$ for jean shorts for personal use please rethink your purchase decisions..

Hear about the Travis Scott x Mcdonalds collab?

by Чоппа September 8, 2020