Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

mario and spongebob

mario and spongebob means to rape and then brutally murder someone to then dispose of their body is a river

mario: itsa me mario

spongebob: mario and spongebob

by wethenigas427 March 25, 2023

Mario

Fat long lip man

Mario is mean

by ——09– August 17, 2020

Mario

A cheating bastard who keeps drunkenly fighting with peach over an affair with daisy

Peach: "MARIO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?!?!?"
Mario: "its a me mario"

by therealestoforeos August 5, 2025

Mario

A game character from Nintendo, whose Debut was in Donkey Kong

Hey! You wanna play Mario today?

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Ice Mario

A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.

"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"

by Grunt Co. June 1, 2022