Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
by puddin2356634 October 7, 2009
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Punksk8rGirl: "Omg ya!!!11 We rox, because we can send these messages when it is quicker to just go next door and talk 2 eachother!!!11"
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by Reuben Hood December 15, 2008
Get the Myspace Addict mug.Any male who uses myspace as a means of acquiring friends, and thus self-esteem. It must be noted that without myspace friends or pics, this individual would have nowhere to go and nothing to do. Most of this individual's free-time is consumed checking in desperation for a new message or snooping on a virtual-friend's business. In a nutshell: no life, loser, myspace fag.
Sam: Did you know Eugene said he has a bunch of friends?
Muel: Yeah, but they're just myspace virtual-friends.
Sam: Oh, I knew he was a nerd. What a myspace fag.
Muel: Yeah, but they're just myspace virtual-friends.
Sam: Oh, I knew he was a nerd. What a myspace fag.
by grenyeh69 February 6, 2008
Get the myspace fag mug.Some original, some un-original. Love attention. Love hair. Likes things that other scene girls love. (Sanrio, Mori Chak, Chanel, Chi, Bed hed, Barbie, Pokemon etc) Has nothing to do with 'emo'. Started on myspace. Probably will end on myspace.
Will deny they are scene, don't bother trying to 'inform' them. They already know. Their trying to be unique.
Some have lives outside of myspace, Some really don't.
Start myspace perfection and beauty trains. Low self confidence. Usually have family/self problems. Most myspace scenies are jealous of people with actual personality and originality so they copy off of them because they dont know any better.
Will deny they are scene, don't bother trying to 'inform' them. They already know. Their trying to be unique.
Some have lives outside of myspace, Some really don't.
Start myspace perfection and beauty trains. Low self confidence. Usually have family/self problems. Most myspace scenies are jealous of people with actual personality and originality so they copy off of them because they dont know any better.
(Conversation of myspace scene kids.)
KarsonKutthroat: OMG. I love yer chi flat iron, how'd you get it??
Brutal_Beauty: My parents bought it for me because I'm too young to work fer money!1
xx_davemsscre: Hey Bitches;;; Join moi new myspace train- "Diemond ELITES".
Brutal_Beauty: wowe davie ur myspace train is SO SCENE.
xx_davemsscre: wtf Brutal B?? I am not scene wuts ur deal??
KarsonKutthroat: OMG. I love yer chi flat iron, how'd you get it??
Brutal_Beauty: My parents bought it for me because I'm too young to work fer money!1
xx_davemsscre: Hey Bitches;;; Join moi new myspace train- "Diemond ELITES".
Brutal_Beauty: wowe davie ur myspace train is SO SCENE.
xx_davemsscre: wtf Brutal B?? I am not scene wuts ur deal??
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