Mustard Gut

Bad case of the shits.

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache

I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.

by nicky7282 June 25, 2016

musogynist

a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against Muslims.

why are you a musogynist

by GuardianPM June 11, 2017

Mushota

Mushota is someone who is loving and kind. At first he may come off as weird and shy but as you get to know him you will find that he is a kindhearted loving soul who needs much love. If you find yourself a good Mushota keep him and never let him go whether it be in friendship or you are dating him. Also he is short-tempered but he will be one of the most caring person you have ever met.

Hey, you see that awesome guy with the hot bod, his name is Mushota.

by Baekjung5692 June 25, 2017

Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

musical twink

A skinny, tall (lanky) guitar-playing indie/alternive dude with boyish haircut that ladies fawn over

Person 1: “What kind of guys do you like?”
Person 2: “I’m into Musical twinks”

by DaddysLittleGrill January 14, 2018

Musdoomer

A muslim-doomer :Average Mohammed who lives with his parents in his 20s , finishes the Quran at least once every mouth, believes that life on earth is temporary, and masturbates to the 72 virgins that are awaiting him in heaven.

my musdoomer friend refused to come to the movies with because the film have a female lead!

by zee8neb February 17, 2020