columbian cum mountain 

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.

that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?

columbian cum mountain by cumstriker May 13, 2010

Iron Mountain

An awesome town located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula former home of Tom Izzo and Steve Mariucci

People from Iron Mountain are usually the shit.

Iron Mountain by bigbootybeeee April 22, 2009

Cigar Mountain 

A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.

Dude, I'm comin' down WAY too quick; lets go toke up at Cigar Mountain.

Cigar Mountain by sevanimation December 6, 2006

big bear mountain 

The most prominent, diversified, and outstanding ski resort in southern California (located in the city of BIG BEAR).

By far the SICKEST place to shred for boarders on the west coast, hands down, without a doubt...

Best known for their 55ft-99ft "GAMBLER" jumps, SUPERPIPE, and an abundant amount of rails, jibs, jumps, etc.

"After riding the freshie pow pow at big bear mountain, I was overdoesed by how many rails and jumps I could it all at once!!!!" -*has minor orgasm from excitment

big bear mountain by ( a m February 27, 2009

White Mountain Bear Claw 

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

White Mountain Bear Claw by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

Coke Mountain 

A more correct term/name used to describe Oak Mountain High School, in Birmingham, AL. Other acceptable terms are Smoke Mountain and Oak Mountain HIGH.

Guy 1: Dude, I need some dope.

Guy 2: Oh, just hit up one of the kids at Coke Mountain.

Coke Mountain by CMHS student no more November 9, 2007

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

noun

1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.

b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.

EXAMPLE A:

Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

EXAMPLE B:

Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

King Shit of Fuck Mountain by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013