allie may

She's a brunette who lives in Alaska. She is the funniest most sarcastic bitch I've ever met. She's probably the only friend I know will always be on my side at the end of the day. She will always put you first before herself. She will repeat everything you say in a sexy voice to make it sound dirty as a joke. She will eat and bleed Tacobell and Redbull. She has the worlds most perfect hourglass figure. Her laugh is really loud so be careful cracking a joke in public. She's taller than your average girl but will beat the shit outta you regaurdless. She's got the worlds most beautiful smile and the universes prettiest pair of hazel eyes.

Kyle: Allies got a big ass
Allie May: I can hear you, & i know.

by Buddyboybuddyboy January 16, 2015

Motorboat May

A challenge simular to the legendary "no nut november" and "destroy dick December", you must rub your face on a womans breast for 31 days in a row

During motorboat may, i use strippers

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 November 12, 2018

No homo may

No homo may is basically every May you can do really gay shit, but you can Just say no homo may and it’s all good vro

“Hey bro can I suck on them fingers.” “nah man wtf!” “Chillax it’s no homo may”

by Kousuke May 2, 2019

May 1st

Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next

It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..

by Immathotandhoeboyssss October 15, 2019

brendan may

A orangey , green bean , cute guy from Texas 💀

OMG HE’S A BRENDAN MAY 💀

by hEy646 May 24, 2018

May 1

try something you haven’t tried before.

Today is may 1st i’m going to go try to play volleyball.

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

May 30

MAY 30 is the make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with you bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend: “Hey babe we gotta make out”
Girlfriend: “why?”
Boyfriend:”because it’s may 30”

by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020