A MAGAXmas is a Christmas tradition that involves telling everyone what a tremendous gift giver you are. And to prove to everybody that you have the greatest gifts to give, you either borrow or steal the money from the intended gift recipient to purchase what you and many others have called, the greatest gift to give. The recipient must then accept the gift while wearing a suit and thank the gift giver for such a generous gift. If the recipient does not accept the gift while wearing a suit, or does not thank the gift giver, the recipient is accused of stealing the money and or the gift. If the recipient does not reciprocate the gift giving gesture, the recipient will be sued or investigated by law enforcement for mortgage fraud.
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I'm a total MAGAY supporter! Enough with the authoritarianism, homophobia, racism, sexism, xenophobia. Enough with any and all prejudices! We need to just stop all that and just. Make. America. Gay. Again. YAAAAAYYYY!!!
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Nickname on Capitol Hill for the corrupt Speaker of the House who has chosen to represent MAGAt (Morons Against Government And truth) instead of the American People. Instead of Speaker of the House, behaves as the 'Gaslighter of the House'.
MAGAt Mike is a disgrace to the office of Speaker of the House. He lies almost as much as much as his dishonest and incompetent boss, Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud December 21, 2025
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Wow Josh never starts ranting about how he can’t find himself a woman because they all want blacks and gays these days….Don’t pay him any mind dude, he has a serious case of MAGAphallus and blames everything he disagrees with for his lack of game.
by The Quinn January 6, 2026
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Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their head stuck up an orange clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in 2020 and 2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their head stuck up an orange clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in 2020 and 2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Driver: "Whayya mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
Driver: "Whayya mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
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