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Lister Community School

What community is there, people who go there are essentially forced to wear black socks and a blazer even in the hotter months, the year 9s come up to the year 11s asking them for vapes or money for vapes (which 99% of the time, the year 11s never get that money back), the most rated year is year 11, year 10s are alright to a certain extent, its the year 8s and 7s you gotta watch out for (they're just extremely weird), the headteacher forces us to change back into our school uniforms after PE, which is stupid and he is a lot more stricter than ever, basically Prison Academy now.
Tyrone: Mate, how the fuck are you surviving Lister Community School?
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
by yournansasocialreject102 February 26, 2022
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Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
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listen a little fast

Listen a little fast (verb) Used in several popular rap songs such as P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. It basically means that when a person usually talks fast, you need to listen a little fast by expecting them to talk faster than what they do. Therefore, when they talk you will be able to understand what they say by listening a little faster.
50 cent:They say I talk a little fast but if you listen a little fast, I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, bitch. (from the song P.I.M.P.)
by Gohan Barracuda January 28, 2023
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listerine blues

When you pour Listerine on your dick after going raw in some questionable .
After hitting kelly the smelly I went listerine blues, it's all I had available.
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Listenedane

Sister city to da "talkative" eastern-Washington metropolis on I-90; people who reside hear --- I mean, HERE --- use their ears a lot more than their mouths.
If you like to blab incessantly to anyone within earshot, da city of Listenedane might be for you. Just make sure dat what you have to say is truly of merit and/or interest, though, 'cuz I hear dat da townspeople there are really good at "invisibly" wearing earplugs.
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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Listenbourg

A random European: I bet those 'muricans don't even know what country this is
Everyone: Yeah those fuckers can't even tell where's Listenbourg anyway
by Myri from the E.U. December 15, 2022
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listenodding

Not listening to anything someone is saying, but acting like you're fully engaged.
I was listenodding to Kim drone on about who knows what the fuck she was talking about.
by f-offer August 3, 2023
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