Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Knock sacks

To knock sacks is to slam you and a bros nutsacks together while you are doing double penetration on a girl.

Bro, me and Johnny are gonna knock sacks on Alyssa tonight.

by Willy the Huge October 4, 2017

Can’t knock the hustle

Common phrase used to describe not hating on someone’s trade or hustle.

“You can’t knock the hustle”

by ROAsmugbubble September 17, 2023

Knocks

Gun pistol

I had knocks in my pocket

by Nfaly June 27, 2022

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 May 31, 2018

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 12, 2021

Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.

Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.

by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008