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Captain Kidde

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.
eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck
by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025
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YS.YVNG.KIDD

YS.YVNG.KIDD is a very savage guy. He has bars like a prison. He has a load of clout. YS.YVNG.KIDD does not take BS from anyone. He has the hots for huge Indian ladies and toes
Gosh man, YS.YVNG.KIDD is going to end your rap career and take over of the billboard hits
by whatafag November 28, 2018
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O U otter B kidding me

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021
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I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.
"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."
by na01 December 11, 2022
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are you kidding my dick

the polite version of are you “shitting my dick” aka “are you kidding me” or “are you serious
Boris: “Jane! Your car is rolling down the hill!”
Jane: “Are you kidding my dick?”
by fart902 March 13, 2026
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are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU
Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022
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