digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 May 31, 2018

Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

Josh Car Keys

A boy who makes mistakes all the time

Don't meet up with him he might ask you out then dump u over text jsyk

Josh car keys is umm

by Never Forget January 4, 2018

4-Key Beatmania

A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.

by dj gs68 May 10, 2003

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

Alicia Keys Syndrome

When you keep falling in and out of love for the same person repeatedly.

Girl: I know he cheated on me before but I can’t help but falling in love with him again.
Other Girl: Girl you got Alicia Keys Syndrome.

by labusha January 18, 2020

chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020