The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

by Bevan July 20, 2008

Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls

I want a Jon sturtz in my life

by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

Jon Stewart

Hottest Man in America

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025

Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon

An uncouth person by Ghanaian slang. Used especially in pidgin and in kumasi.

This boy is a jon boy

by Kwlinsmann January 21, 2022

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018