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Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
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Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes
Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”
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archie johnson

u are u an "archie johnson"
by gonover October 5, 2023
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Aiden Johnson

10B's Reserve.
by AvrilIts July 16, 2020
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emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance
emma johnson is a great dancer
by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022
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Dwayne Johnson

A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021
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Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.
by Jak6508 January 28, 2010
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