by DIEHARDNOAH February 28, 2020
Get the BIG JIM mug.A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
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Dicaprihoe to another Dicaprihoe: AH I WANNA MARRY JIM CARROL
random person: whos this?
dicaprihoe: WHO THIS IS STFU
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dicaprihoe: WHO THIS IS STFU
by dicaprihoesxleo June 20, 2020
Get the jim carrol mug.It's the generic Turkish diminutive suffix, which has many functions. In this context, it adds affection to the noun it modifies; so for example "teyzeciğim" would mean "(My) dear aunt" or abiciğim: dear brother/ "bro"
Therefore, "anneciğim" means "(my) dear mother"
We'll make a phonetic "Jim" out of "cigim“ to spare you english speakers the extra thinking. 😘
Therefore, "anneciğim" means "(my) dear mother"
We'll make a phonetic "Jim" out of "cigim“ to spare you english speakers the extra thinking. 😘
Sean Jim, won't you stop it?
Lucy Jim, fetch me the salt, Jimmy Lu.
Mum Jim, the world is a cruel place.
Lucy Jim, fetch me the salt, Jimmy Lu.
Mum Jim, the world is a cruel place.
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