Jersey Punch

One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.

Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen is a popular, Canadian singer/songwriter who is most known for her songs Call Me Maybe, Good Time, and Tonight I'm Getting Over You. She placed 3rd place on Canadian Idol, which jump started her music Career. She has an amazing, unique, smooth, beautiful and gentle voice that is most evident in her first album "Tug Of War" and during her Canadian Idol audition. She is a rising artist which will eventually be HUGE around the world!

Girl: Hey do you know Carly Rae Jepsen?
Guy: Ya bro, I love her song Tonight I'm Getting Over You!!
Girl: Same, but I like her older music too, her voice is so soft but unique.
Guy: Really? I'm going to go listen to it now, I'm a huge Carly fan.
Girl: Same, I'm her #1 fan!

by IdOntCare March 29, 2013

Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.

Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.

by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011

High School Drop Out Jesse

A person by the name of Jesse, preferably Jesse Katsopolis, who is a badass, rocked a mullet at some point in his life, and was in a band called Jesse and the Rippers, who dropped out of high school. brofro

Donna Jo(DJ): "Hey uncle Jesse will you help me with the stay in school project that i'm doing?".
Uncle Jesse replied: "No, you know why, because i am a High School Drop Out Jesse"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

Jensen

A Jensen is a girl who is beautiful. wonderful, amazing, and sweet. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet because she cares and is such a good friend, to everyone! She hates scary movies, but loves using her pedophile face. A Jensen is someone you need to be friends with.

Person 1- "Who is that girl using that creepy pedophile face?"
Person 2- "Thats a Jensen!"

Person 1- "Jensen is so sweet!"
Person 2- "I know, I'm glad I'm her friend!"

by Jensenstwinzy<33 January 2, 2012

Jersey Shore

(noun) 1. A bunch of steroid using testosterone junkies with small penises that think they are macho. 2. A group of preppy prissy princess bitches that want to fuck so bad that their legs are spread every day and their hours of operation are longer than the local convenience store.

Im going to go watch some Jersey Shore to laugh at rich sluts that think they are better than everyone else.

by _n0LAn_ January 8, 2011

Ocean City, New Jersey

Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.
Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.
The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.

I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.

by Sassafras Scumblesquash April 29, 2006