jackson reid

short

jackson reid is short

by devin richards October 5, 2021

Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel

Fuck Jackson Math

by JacksonScience October 12, 2021

Michael Jackson

is innocent

michael jackson was, is and always will be innocent <3

by sippy_cup July 11, 2021

Genital Jackson

Chasing a bourbon with a margarita

The bourbon was too strong with me; I had to go full genital Jackson.

by Michelso July 15, 2021

jackson kilgore

When you are a Chomo, and you bleep yourself because of the guilt.

that chomo is so Jackson Kilgore

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Dirty Jackson

When your Drinking a jack Daniel and once you finish you jack off into it.

Last night I bought a beer and i just had to do a dirty Jackson.

by wordmaker696969 April 27, 2022

dex jackson

Dex always comes to town with an angle grinder on the bus and leaves with a bike a kid got for his 11th birthday.
He brakes into peoples house and rips the copper wires out the walls and will steal the lead of your roof and he sells them to tyrone igoe.
Dex is also apart of the edl taking parts in far right rally’s every Saturday with his dad they make nail bombs and throw them of there horse + plus he catches and eats pigeons for tea

My bike has been stolen must of been Dex Jackson

My dog has been stolen must of been Dex Jackson

by Nathan berry May 6, 2022