Joozus

Joozus is the living God and center of Judaism, all Jews know of him, yet they continue to keep Joozus secret from those who are not chosen. Joozus can fly, and many theorize that he may be from space. The Jews speak of Joozus only during Chanukah, as Joozus himself will strike you down if your lips even whisper his name in the presence of infidels.

Joozus is the living God and center of Judaism, you putz.

by Edwin Alferatz August 5, 2006

Joonya

Slang term used when a man references his seed inside baby mamma's tummy. Primarily used when the sex is unknown for said seed.

Joonya is kickin away in my tummy today.

The Doctor said that Joonya is progressing well.

Joonya is going to be a karate beast the way he is kicking my insides.

by C Wayne Train February 9, 2010

jooberum

a hand movement which u can use for a drinking game, to annoy people when doing it in their face or just to piss about and have fun with

make a spider with ur hand, turn it upside down, then clench and un-clench ur hand as fast as u can..

u need to say JOOBERUM while doing it, adds to the effect

by kiffy1990 January 28, 2010

Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

Joob

An unexplained liquid or paste.
It may taste wrong, look wrong or come from somewhere unexplained.
Generally one may produce, excrete or endure this random " Joob ".

I think I have an infection, there was some serious joob in my panties..

moist secretion crust

by Jcarps May 9, 2016

Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.

Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost

by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017

Jook it

Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.

I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.

I’m going to jook it.

by Rusty Lawrence September 20, 2018