jailbait

A dirty skank that has sex with every man possible while serving jail time, it is wanted and gross usually consisting of sloppy second and thirds

That girl is straight up jailbait, she has sex with every guy in the joint.

by Jay Degoler April 10, 2006

Jailbreak

The course of having you're sexual partner act like they're pushed up against prison bars and coming up behind them, saying "I'm gonna be yo wife tonight". A very rough move.

"Hey baby, Want to do the jailbreak later??"

by nutmyjuicygoose December 13, 2016

Jailyn

Jailyn AKA Jayfiend attends archbishop McCarthy to spend 3/4 ths of her time here in the bathroom. Jayfiend pays almost 12,000$ a year to spend most of her money buying pods, stigs, and other illegal items for underage users.

“Oh look it’s a wild Jaylyn “
-Matthew
“Oh no surprise here she’s going to the bathroom”
-Nicholas

Jailyn means to be useless and contribute nothing to the world

by Matthew Milares April 17, 2019

jailbird

The Juniors class theme for intermurals!

The Juniors at my high school are all jailbirds for intermurals! We should have been Jailbait Juniors instead!

by SparklingToros16 March 19, 2004

jailwhale

The most endangered form of whales, which are also highly delicious when in the form of cake.

Mmmmm, I could really go for come jailwhale right now.

by M Geezy25 March 5, 2009

jailbreak

The act of stealing your phone back from your parents after they have "confiscated" it because you went over on texts or minutes.

"Hey text me later about saturday!" Krista
"Sure, oh shit I forgot my parents took my phone! I'll have to jailbreak it!"

by lucy=D August 9, 2008

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008