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Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.
I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.
by DundasDict January 25, 2018
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Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack
It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.
by psudorandom December 24, 2022
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cracked walnut

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.
by Sam.spec January 20, 2018
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barney crack

Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van
Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it
by 69likehipster September 9, 2018
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Crack the Saucer

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018
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crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
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