internet crawler

Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.

Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.

Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.

by The aware observer June 10, 2013

Internet Addict

Someone who is constantly on the internet on one or more of the following websites.
Twitter
Facebook
Youtube
Tumblr
Skype
etc.
If you're doing nothing, you're on one of these websites.

Friend: Whatcha doin?
Me: On tumblr looking at pictures of Youtubers... Oh and tweeting stuff on twitter... AND, and watching Cry play The Last Of Us on Youtube
Friend: Internet Addict much?
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's too many feels!

by an internet addict myself August 26, 2013

internet janitor

this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers

every kzg admin is a internet janitor

by kzg admin October 9, 2019

internet scene

The scene of internet teens and young adults. Most are budding graphic designers. Many started out at Neopet guilds but then moved on to create actual websites and message boards. Like highschool, you have your "A-Listers" and "Wannabe's". You can climb up the internet ladder to become e-popular by befriending reknown a-listers or joining message boards.

I'm popular on the internet scene.

by fershurebetch July 20, 2007

internet blazing

hitting bowls of marijuana as in a real circle, but over videochat

"yo, me and ryan were just internet blazing. too lazy to meet up so we just had an i-sesh."

by xthinklegacyx March 19, 2010

internetional

Of or pertaining to the internet.

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius

by rokkenbosche October 21, 2010

Internet Marine

The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.

Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".

Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.

by 11b/0311 is the real deal October 27, 2010