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rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019
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bored on the internet

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someone who is bored on the internet and is now reviewing urban dictionary words
by rew rapper April 18, 2020
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internet tough guy

simular to the flamer and angry young man. the internet tough guy is a commonly a individual on the internet who tends to post agressive and threatening posts a marked tendancy towards right wing opnions on pretty much everything. anyone who disagrees with his or on occasion her will usually face a incorherant terade of homosexual referances and direct threats of physical voilence. (despite the sheer implausability of them tracking someone down) irrational hatred of anyone differant or vaguegly left/humane/intelligent or willing to critisise them. Also staunch supposters of anything voilent or aggressive and anyone who isnt is a 'PUSSY LIBERAL FAG'.
in truth internet tough guys are rather sad individuals with little or no dignity or charm
by zombiejack June 19, 2004
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Internet

by Sionofdarkness. September 26, 2005
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internets

The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
by glababa February 2, 2008
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Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection
Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009
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internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat
Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr
by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009
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