Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.

"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."

by juliett May 19, 2009

tard moment

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.

dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.

by trammyman lol September 14, 2007

Fuck Moment

A moment where you're just like, "Fuck."

You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."

That is a Fuck Moment

by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 8, 2009

Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.

by m0llusk October 28, 2006

Ozymandias Moment

The moment in writing where a character, usually the main character, loses everything or realizes they've lost everything, especially after they have gained more than what they originally had in terms of financial and material wealth, power and notoriety, fame, etc. Named after the sonnet of the same name, in which the once great Ozymandias has been reduced to a crumbled statue.

Ace's Ozymandias Moment was very impactful in showing that he bit off more than he could chew, and paid the price.

by AB365 January 22, 2022

albania moment

When you deafet an Ottoman army dubble the sise of your own and on your own win a war against them.

Steve: THATS AN ALBANIA MOMENT!

Brad: Sir this is a mcdonalds.

by Tigersharkwoo November 25, 2020

Kevin Moment

Kevin Moment is when someone goes afk, and then goes to do something else. Like for example: the person says that he is going to get a drink, but then he sends you a snap of him in the shower.

Person 1: where did he go, its been so long.

Person 2: yeah he send me a snap of him in the shower
Person 1: what a kevin moment

by SL bevlig March 27, 2022