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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
by tnj629 February 17, 2022
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Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.
I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.
by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019
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Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.
Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.
by hoboh8r December 29, 2010
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Hobo Hole

A place where unsuspecting groupies are taken after heavy metal shows, normally by the lead guitarist, no one knows what happens to them.
"Hey wanna see the Hobo Hole?"
"wow wee sure"
by shotinthedark July 17, 2014
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clo clo the hobo

Clo clo the hobo is the one friend who sits on a street corner asking random people if she could ride their pet narwhal for free while her friends are hiding and laughing. Clo clo is short for chloe. A chloe is a person who is part of the narwhal club. Her friends are usually named Andrea, Hailey And Olivia. Chloe is blonde and funny while being sarcastic and dependable.
Random person: did you see that person on the street corner
Her friend: oh it's just clo clo the hobo
Random person: ohhhh
by Narwhal lover January 23, 2017
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Hobo

You.
“Your a hobo”
You: oh yeah I am!!
by Swagtron8000 June 13, 2021
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