Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

Hit The Lights

Fire song of the first metallica record, rocking out with fans and concert partying is this song's defintion

HIT THE LIGHTSSSAA!!!

by MetallicaFan July 24, 2022

hit the lr

Hit the ladies room

Brb, gotta hit the LR.

by jacobosbestfriend January 11, 2016

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

Hit something

Hood slang for intercourse with a person . Something your trying to do sexually with something

Man I Just met this fine ass girl , I’m trying to hit something tonight !

This girl been calling me all day , I hope she bout that hit something

by HillyBaby January 7, 2020

hit that whip

The whip dance is a modern dance where the person bends their right forearm to the left while also bending their left leg to the right or vise versa. Once cocked all the way the person person leans to the side that their arm and leg are facing. When ready the person get back into normal position by bending their legs and having their arm and fist pointing foward. At the end of the dance move some people also add the "nae nae" forming the whip and nae nae. These 2 trends, whip and nae nae, soon formed the hit song " Watch me whip".

" James can really hit that whip"
" Shaniqa can't even nae nae"

by Alpha327 October 24, 2015

Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022