Running a train on a Mountie.
I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.
by MooseToga February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.
by J117 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.
by Disco Definer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. "What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
by quickcook February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
"Canada's History"
by Daflintsnatcha February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.