head up ones ass 

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

head up ones ass by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008

head fart 

when your head farts

my head farted

head fart by head fart October 17, 2008

head-gasm 

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

head-gasm by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

head glitching 

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

head glitching by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011

head on

when a female is giving you a blowjob and she gets a headache, you ejaculate on her forehead, and asked her if it worked.

when your girl gets a headache, tell her to suck you off and she will feel better because you will give her some head on

head on by mundy01 June 15, 2011

Head & Shoulders Party 

When you are being masturbated by a partner, and said parter shoves a travel sized bottle of head and shoulders up your ass. Typically done in the backseat of a car in the middle of the day.

Guy 1: Man, Laura invited me to a Head & Shoulders Party last weekend. It was awesome! We had it right in front oh her church!
Guy 2: Ew.

Head & Shoulders Party by M.J.R.T. October 17, 2006

head-cheese 

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

head-cheese by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021