Canada's History

Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.

Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.

by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010

Canada's history

When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.

Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!

by ssdmes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.

Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.

by 28403 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.

"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.

by mshanl1026 February 4, 2010