That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
by overanalyzer November 28, 2012
Get the Mystery Hair mug.Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
by papa_eos August 4, 2012
Get the Shark Hair mug.Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.
by anarcissie August 9, 2013
Get the showing hair mug.When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.
I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.
What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.
What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.
by Sy23 April 17, 2012
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Get the Hair Dumpster mug.n. - In the popular gaming site of Roblox, the term 'bacon hair' is used to refer to players with one of two default avatars as their active appearance. The term was originally the nickname for the "pal hair" avatar item which was (and still is) a part of the boy/masculine starter player avatar, since it looks like bacon strips. Overtime, the term would start to be used to refer to players using either default avatar (masculine or feminine - there isn't a default option for anyone in between). Given that the default avatars were (and still are) commonly associated with newer accounts, meaning newer and younger players, it is NOT uncommon for the term to be used with either condescending or negative connotation.
A lot of users with more experience might call a such 'bacon hair' or 'bacon' (for short) out when they get caught doing anything between irritation and getting themselves reported, blocked, etc.
Side notes:
The featured .gif shows an avatar with the 'pal hair'. I couldn't find anything with a full-on default avatar of either kind. Also, I do not support the stereotyping or overgeneralizations of players and acting upon them as such. With any given game, I don't judge based on avatar, but rather as to what each and every player does that I encounter individually.
A lot of users with more experience might call a such 'bacon hair' or 'bacon' (for short) out when they get caught doing anything between irritation and getting themselves reported, blocked, etc.
Side notes:
The featured .gif shows an avatar with the 'pal hair'. I couldn't find anything with a full-on default avatar of either kind. Also, I do not support the stereotyping or overgeneralizations of players and acting upon them as such. With any given game, I don't judge based on avatar, but rather as to what each and every player does that I encounter individually.
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Player 1: "Uhhh, what the heck happened to my horse??"
Player 2: "I saw some bacon hair riding off with it. I thought it was his that just looked the same as yours, but I guess I was wrong."
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Player 1: "Ugghhh, what is causing all this lag!?"
Player 2: "Some bacon's spamming the vehicle spawners. The vans are spawning into each other non-stop. Report @username, then we can play something else or join another server."
Player 1: "Aight."
Player 1: "Uhhh, what the heck happened to my horse??"
Player 2: "I saw some bacon hair riding off with it. I thought it was his that just looked the same as yours, but I guess I was wrong."
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Player 1: "Ugghhh, what is causing all this lag!?"
Player 2: "Some bacon's spamming the vehicle spawners. The vans are spawning into each other non-stop. Report @username, then we can play something else or join another server."
Player 1: "Aight."
by RevengeOfTheSeph June 11, 2023
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The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
by sashagerm October 23, 2023
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