Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

gooba

another word for good-bye, just for people who have highper activity syndrom.

i got to go, gooba!:D

by Da_Nyxtr October 15, 2007

Goofy Goober

Derogatory Phrase used against cotton pickers

Get back to the fields you fucking goofy goober

by Cotton_Lover420 June 29, 2022

goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 17, 2008

Goomba

When a man pokes his erect penis into his partner's cheek causing their mouth to open, to stick their tounge out and to look confused similar to the Goomba's in the Super Mario Brother's Movie.

Last night, Jenny totally got Goomba'd and looked like a fool.

by Adam RD October 25, 2006

goob

A n00b who "reminds everyone of gay"

ROFL, man we total.. liek jus pwned that goob!

by Borimon July 24, 2008

goob

teesha larson

her hair
her dog
her smile

wow that person is so goob

by henry lucas October 9, 2008