Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is an actor known for his role as officer k in Blade Runner 2049 and as "driver" in Drive 2011. Many autistic children relate to him despite the fact that Ryan Gosling is actually a normal person in real life and has a separate life from his roles which are often confused by these childish incel communities that have emerged in the past few years.

John: Sometimes I feel like I'm literally Ryan Gosling.
Therapist: I diagnose you with autism.

by guywithcoolname July 3, 2023

LOOT GOBLIN

A bad fortnite player the is a loot goblin

ERIC YOU LOOT GOBLIN PISS OFF TAKING LOOT

by vadim2588 September 26, 2018

Goblin

a sister-fisting motherfucker
inbred family fucker
redneck hick
a gay kid

goblin is a queer and a half

goblin fists his sister.
goblin is not a cool guy.
goblin is an inbred hick texan

by S&F July 8, 2004

Pit Goblin

A rather disterbing monster that lives in the depths of a womans vagina. Very few have seen this marvel, though fewer have lived to tell about it.

During sex, the male must becareful that his penis doesn't get eaten by the Pit Goblin.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

Beaver-Goblin

Someone who collects pictures of beavers. Actual beavers or just vajayjays, pums, minge. And hoards them, like a wank bank, if you will.
They arrange the beaver pictures in chronological order and perfume them with pot pourri scents.

The 'beaver-goblin' is a Duckerism.

'Oli, what's in that box?'
'Beaver-Goblin stuff'
'Mmm, smells good'

'Mate, you're a beaver-goblin''
'So's your mum'

- Beaver Goblin

by PumSnifCentral January 11, 2011

Goblin Mode

The act of getting completely naked and masturbating for over 3 hours with no breaks.

Dude why were you up do late?
Sorry, i was in goblin Mode

by Pepperoni_pii September 5, 2022

goblin

when someone sticks the entire length of the penis and balls in there mouth while sucking a cock

wow i never new suzy was a goblin girl

by gfunite January 21, 2008