Guitards

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.

1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)

Guitards by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008

bass guitar 

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.

Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"

bass guitar by Miklus May 23, 2006

guitar 

A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.

Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.

guitar by arandomhobo August 22, 2009

Guitar Queero 

69 with a guitar of the same sex, also peanut butter and pacman is involved.

"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"

Guitar Queero by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

dirty guitar 

When a chick you picked up off some random place sucks your dick until you get a huge boner, then you stick it in her asshole to get it all dirty and shit, then she plays it as hard as she fucking can. my sluts can almost play Iron Man. They can't seem to get it right though.

Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.

dirty guitar by Cuntslut McTitsex October 10, 2007

Gitanjali 

From ethnic Coke addicted minority. Used to describe a person who enjoys clapping,lesbianism and Paris Hilton.

1)Don't be such a Gitanjali you good for nothing boffin

2)Shut yo mouth you Gitanjali ho!

3)I love Gitanjali, mwah (clap!)

Gitanjali by Yak April 18, 2005

gitarded 

to be completely stupified .. after a heavy night of 420:)

woh man , i am completely gitarded.. what was that ???

gitarded by Babybug420 September 8, 2005