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German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023
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German Shepherd Energy

"German Shepherd Energy" describes the character of an individual, often a young adult or professional, embodying traits reminiscent of a German Shepherd dog. This concept highlights qualities such as vigilance, loyalty, and strong responsibility. Key traits include:

Vigilance: People with this energy are alert, perceptive, and skilled problem solvers due to their watchful nature.

Loyalty: Similar to the breed, they fiercely support friends, family, and colleagues, offering unwavering dependability.

Responsibility: They take commitments seriously, demonstrating organization and often assuming leadership roles in personal and professional life.

Protective Nature: Like German Shepherds, they are caring and watchful, always ready to offer assistance and guidance.

Confidence: They exude self-assuredness, approaching challenges with a no-nonsense attitude.

Work Ethic: They are dedicated to their careers, excelling professionally with diligence and focus.

Alpha Qualities: They may naturally take on leadership roles and exhibit assertiveness, mirroring the alpha-dog qualities of the German Shepherd.
Her German Shepherd Energy shone through as she took charge of the project, ensuring every detail was meticulously planned and executed flawlessly.
by TiboHx October 17, 2023
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The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.
"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"
by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012
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The German neutralizer

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax
by Christian nosack October 9, 2014
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Big German Bagel

To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.
Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.
by GODSMACK May 19, 2014
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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.
"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"
by BonnoP February 2, 2016
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Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.
by Barndoor August 11, 2016
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