Fucktard

A contraction of Fucking Retard.

You're sitting in my seat , Fucktard !!

by Cabmerlot October 22, 2013

fucktard

It is what southerners say after having some of the best intercourse (possibly even with their 1st cousins of course).

"Shoooweeee! Maybelle and me shure did fucktard last night!"

by scsoccer1 August 11, 2009

[Fucktard]

Someone who doesn't understand what they are being told to, while in bed. "i dont no what guys u've hooked up with but thats like impossible"

hahahahha and last time i tried hes all uhhh how do i do thattt
lol... fucktard.

by Andrew Ble January 05, 2009

Fucktard

Can’t decide if he’s a fucker or A retard

You complete fucktard

by Leesa0387 July 24, 2020

fucktard

A toxic person you will meet some point in your life.

jaf: u trash kid, 1+1 is 19

some guy: nah man, u a fucktard

by 25465 February 23, 2020

fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.

1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."

by wwjd25 August 25, 2009

Fucktard

It's when someone is being a retard but you just want to add fuck in the word

Fucktard stop doing that. Its obviously not working

by kasNOHomo June 26, 2023