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Get the Freaper mug.Sports/ Dating lingo. Refers to the offseason in sports in which players are looking for a team to sign their talents to a minimum/ maximum contract. Minimum contract = Short Term , Maximum contract = Long Term
The girl/guy has just gotten out of a relationship or never been in a relationship. The individual is willingly looking to be in a relationship. Currently testing "the market"
The girl/guy has just gotten out of a relationship or never been in a relationship. The individual is willingly looking to be in a relationship. Currently testing "the market"
Chad: "Hey bro, do you know the status on Emily? I just saw she changed her status on FB to, 'it's complicated' "
Mike: "My dude, I don't think she updated it because she personally told me she broke up with Alex, and that she is going MIA from FB. But as of right now, I know she's a freeagent."
Mike: "My dude, I don't think she updated it because she personally told me she broke up with Alex, and that she is going MIA from FB. But as of right now, I know she's a freeagent."
by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018
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Sex with anyone while single.
Non committed sex with multiple people.
Sex with anyone while single.
Non committed sex with multiple people.
Bruh :I fuck whoever and give my dick to whoever want it without being in a relationship
Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship
Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.
Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship
Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.
by Choc Bloc April 28, 2020
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"Haha, chalks free"
"Haha, chalks free"
by Blake2864 September 24, 2009
Get the Chalks free mug.Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
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Get the Unhappy Free Orc mug.1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.
(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)
(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)
Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.
John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.
John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.
by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014
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