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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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The greatest, most amazing basketball player/person you'll ever meet. He just shoots the three so perfectly. It like he's got eyes on the back of his head the way he playmakes.
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Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.
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Moseys todger
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lemme find out

same as saying "i bet"
i always catch you staringggg, lemme find out you like meeee
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Mr Findler

From the action series on Webtoon's: Mr Findler. The absolute Findlemiser, who uses his findle power.
Mr Findler: I'm going to Findle YOU!!!
Orphan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Mr Findler

The Findlemiser, the Findle lord. Findling his enemies into Oblivion. From the hit-web series on webtoons: Mr Findler
Mr Findler: I'm going to Findle you!
Random 87 Year Old Lady with Dementia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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