A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.
by Johnson Wangson April 16, 2009
Get the Three Point Pissmug. by Micellaneous Man September 23, 2008
Get the Three red lightsmug. When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.
by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005
Get the Three bean saladmug. A Memphis-based rap group that has more songs about getting your dick sucked than any other musical group. Guaranteed.
by I'm a fuckin vetern December 15, 2009
Get the Three 6 Mafiamug. Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.
Also known as "three forces of shit".
It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.
Also known as "three forces of shit".
It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.
I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.
20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.
John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.
20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.
John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.
by Britney Trolley November 19, 2007
Get the three forces of evilmug. by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017
Get the three empty wordsmug. "Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"
"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019
Get the Three-Handed-Jacksonmug.