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drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 June 3, 2007
mugGet the drunk remotingmug.

Lobster Drunk

Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
by Nicho December 14, 2008
mugGet the Lobster Drunkmug.

Noah Drunk

Getting so drunk you have to leave class and pass out in the bathroom.
Dude last night Caleb, Noah and I got Noah Drunk.
by The biggest Bo May 31, 2018
mugGet the Noah Drunkmug.

flaming drunk

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).
Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!
by lurvesmel November 21, 2010
mugGet the flaming drunkmug.

drunk sweats

The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.

Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
by nyaaron September 12, 2010
mugGet the drunk sweatsmug.

drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
by Green Balls November 22, 2010
mugGet the drunk ultimatummug.

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