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1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
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by Plecodude August 5, 2014
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by The Timmeh May 14, 2015
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Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
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