donut slap

inserting your penis into the hole of a donut and slapping someone in the face with it

while pat was sleeping, we decided to wake him up with a donut slap

by JankyFeuerFrei95 March 13, 2010

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG January 30, 2016

Cambodian donut

After extensive anal sex, putting sprinkles on the swollen prolapsed rectum and licking them off.

Because he had a sweet tooth, Paul would have a Cambodian donut after anal instead of tossing a salad.

by Machinegun Mike December 13, 2019

Jamaican donut

A black girls pussy

That girl must have an amazing Jamaican donut!

by Hotgirl March 10, 2016

jack in the donut

Masturbation that ends by ejaculating inside a vagina.

"Stacey said we couldn't have sex tonight, but we ran out of lube after 15 minutes so I jacked into her donut"

"I was taking care of my morning wood while my gf slept, but I got too turned on and ended up jacking into her donut"

"I usually jizz on her face but yesterday I gave her a jack in the donut"

by Myfamilyjules June 30, 2019

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

donut..chr

donut..chr is one of the nicest fanpages you will ever see she is veryy talented and kind

''Ayo donut..chr just posted a vid''
''OMG the talent she is so talented''

by anonymous January 17, 2021