The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012
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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
Get the I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachutemug. After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016
Get the Swan Divemug. by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020
Get the High dive off the short busmug. When you go to the mall for no particular reason other than to discover see friends and hang out. Not much shopping actually gets done.
by Chsklly May 18, 2016
Get the mall divingmug. Trying out one cafe after another on Pacific Coast Highway, regardless of its likely reputation.
This is not our original phrase, but perfectly described a favorite repeated activity by my most loved person and me.
This is not our original phrase, but perfectly described a favorite repeated activity by my most loved person and me.
by Past Pedestrian May 22, 2010
Get the [Diving along the Coast]mug.