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John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!
Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.
John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.
John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

A person who is not very attractive but dresses very nicely, thus increasing their attractiveness through the help of expensive clothing.
by LocalClusteringCoefficient January 10, 2017

by y4z April 12, 2019

by Yung Diggy January 9, 2025

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.
2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021

Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.
by sweet_and_sour August 5, 2019

by agrodon sucks my balls September 12, 2019
