as daft as a brush

A way to describe someone acting silly, or foolhardy. Generally a Yorkshire phrase.

“Our Steve is as daft as a brush!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

On A Dafty

To have sex with somebody of the opposite sex who is below the average standard, just for the fun of it, no strings attatched.

Person A: Would You Fuck Her?

Person B: Yeah, Only On A Dafty Though.

by jack-boro June 1, 2010

eva afta daft & dafta

As time progresses, idiocacy increases.

Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet

corbin blooms my daffodils

by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017

VV IS DAFT NIG

vv is daft

vv is mega daft
VV IS DAFT NIG means that vv is daft

by NonDaftBoy141 October 2, 2020

Hot Diggity Daffodil

An okay punk band from Cincinnati Ohio consisting of four dudes who don't really but sorta know how to play instruments.

"You guys know that band Hot Diggity Daffodil?"
"No"

by Dinospimoni July 8, 2022

Pretty penny not short of a daffodil

Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.

"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"

by Xbexster October 10, 2025