by Snake Master December 14, 2021
a.) n. one who dobbs dirt.
b.) v. the act of sticking one's penis head in another's anus while the receiver shits violently.
b.) v. the act of sticking one's penis head in another's anus while the receiver shits violently.
My girlfriend likes dirt dobbers because she wants to wait until she is married before any penis goes into her vagine... And she has a harder time shitting out of her vagine.
by ThisEverett September 17, 2007
A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.
Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
by ttmike42 February 12, 2008
them crooked as cops that be pullin you over and takin your shit for themselves. or commitin acts of excessive violence.
by Cefdogg March 24, 2006
by Gothicks June 29, 2009
dirt devil ass, pass the blunt
by BenFisher89 May 19, 2008
by Chompholic February 02, 2007