double deuce

Eating cake with only the middle and pointer fingers of each hand. Considerered very uncouth at parties if you deuce straight from the cake plate.
Double deucing contests can be held between friends, to see who can deuce their cake first (doubly, of course).

Dude, I can't believe you just double deuced that cake. I was gonna cut myself a piece of that.

by outofcontexts April 30, 2006

Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd

That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.

by f'd March 13, 2011

deliver a royal deuce

To take an extraordinary shit, whether it be of spectacular size, color, or odor, etc.

Dude!! Come check this out!! I just delivered a royal deuce!!

by cookie November 13, 2004

frosted deuce

The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid.

"He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight."

by ThatsJustFowl September 5, 2009

Deuce Trizzle

The age of 23. You could also throw it in anytime you use that stupid izzle language.

Snoop Dizzle iz deuce trizzle.

by Matt June 10, 2003

cuck fuck deuce

Guy on guy on girl, not a train.

No one gets down to cuck fuck deuce like Kyle, Austin, and the unlucky.

by Onderma August 11, 2017

Morning Deuce Syndrome

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005