crusty

anyone attempting to push their own "superior value" of themselves onto other people but who are really just useless due to either their disgusting way of thinking, arrogance and entitlement, and/or their lives are not as cool (and fresh) as they try to act and believe. these people are often highly judgmental of others and think they are high and mighty when they could usually just use a wash and some humility. you can often find these pathetic people at the mall being posers, at the gym trying to "flex" on innocent people just trying to workout, or around town driving Teslas.

"Wow. Look at how crusty that lady with the Louis Vuitton bag is. She thinks she's better than everyone when she's lookin' like a bulldog with a dirty butt."

by kandy3000 June 28, 2021

Crusty dusty musty

A word describing how much crusty it is

Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.

by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022

crusty the bowman

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS

"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"

by williamnilliam June 2, 2018

Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M

Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you

by O my gosh November 2, 2019

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023